Aug 07 05:36:47 <Tekkit> <clue314> I am going for Supreme Dictator of the Entire Multiverse
Aug 07 05:36:52 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> well then
Aug 07 05:37:03 <Tekkit> <clue314> He can grub in the dirt of presidential campaigns
Aug 07 05:37:08 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> I'm going for Supreme Dictator Commander Leader King President of the sole Omniverse
Aug 07 05:37:08 <Tekkit> <clue314> I'm going for the gold
Aug 07 05:37:11 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> how you doin
Aug 07 05:37:11 <freakboy31> the admins don't want you to be president of the universe
Aug 07 05:37:15 <freakboy31> it's lagging
Aug 07 05:37:22 <Tekkit> <clue314> Ok, I'll be glad to command you.
Aug 07 05:37:28 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> omniverse > multiverse
Aug 07 05:37:34 <freakboy31> yeah
Aug 07 05:37:36 <freakboy31> ben 10
Aug 07 05:37:38 <Tekkit> <clue314> Not in this world.
Aug 07 05:37:47 <Tekkit> <clue314> You see
Aug 07 05:37:48 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> oh
Aug 07 05:37:54 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> I was not aware
Aug 07 05:38:03 <Tekkit> <clue314> Due to parabolic discharges in the Gantorian Spherus
Aug 07 05:38:17 <Tekkit> <clue314> There was a catacalysmic catacalysm
Aug 07 05:38:28 <Tekkit> <clue314> Which caused entire hierarchies to upend themselves
Aug 07 05:38:29 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> that tore the worlds asunder
Aug 07 05:38:31 <Tekkit> <clue314> Or shuffle
Aug 07 05:38:38 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> oh so that's what happened in your world
Aug 07 05:38:39 <Tekkit> <clue314> Causing a period of confusion
Aug 07 05:38:48 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> in my world everyone started to bake cookies.
Aug 07 05:38:49 <Tekkit> <clue314> But eventually, it was all settled
Aug 07 05:38:51 <Tekkit> <clue314> Not my world
Aug 07 05:39:00 <Tekkit> <clue314> The entire "omniverse"
Aug 07 05:39:17 <Tekkit> <clue314> I put that in quotations, because it is the multiverse, these days.
Aug 07 05:39:26 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> omni > hyper > xeno > meta > multi > uni
Aug 07 05:39:31 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> that's how we roll in my world
Aug 07 05:39:35 <Tekkit> <clue314> Did you not just hear what I said
Aug 07 05:39:39 <Tekkit> <clue314> Must I repeat myself?
Aug 07 05:39:46 <Tekkit> <clue314> Humans were always slow.
Aug 07 05:39:47 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> as I said
Aug 07 05:39:51 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> that's how we roll in my world
Aug 07 05:39:58 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> I'm no human, I'm a hermaphrodite.
Aug 07 05:40:00 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> were you not aware?
Aug 07 05:40:04 <Tekkit> <<3 Rick> lol
Aug 07 05:40:10 <Tekkit> <clue314> Hermaphrodites are humans too.
Aug 07 05:40:10 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> we are extraterrestrial beings of supreme tentaclyness.
Aug 07 05:40:25 <Tekkit> <clue314> That's why they get to die as well, when I finally get to destroying that wretched planet.
Aug 07 05:40:29 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> no no, we just like to eappear as humans
Aug 07 05:40:36 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> appear*
Aug 07 05:40:41 <Tekkit> <clue314> After I become Supreme Dictator of the Entirety of the Mutliverses
Aug 07 05:40:56 <Tekkit> <clue314> Which is Higher in the Hieracrhial Order of Order than the Omniverse
Aug 07 05:40:57 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> you go have fun with your multiverse
Aug 07 05:41:12 <Tekkit> <<3 Rick> dum is the last survivor of his world
Aug 07 05:41:25 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> the tentacle republic of hermaphroditia.
Aug 07 05:41:26 <Tekkit> <clue314> Either way, the mutliverse I dwell upon will likely conist of you
Aug 07 05:41:42 <Tekkit> <clue314> So I simply destroy you, and assituate myself as the Supreme Leader of All
Aug 07 05:42:08 <Tekkit> <<3 Rick> lol
Aug 07 05:42:25 <Tekkit> <<3 Rick> you have to go through me first if you want to touch dum
Aug 07 05:42:29 <Tekkit> <clue314> Ok
Aug 07 05:42:31 <Tekkit> <clue314> Simply done.
Aug 07 05:42:35 <Tekkit> <clue314> Next problem?
Aug 07 05:42:41 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> hermaphrodites, unite!
Aug 07 05:42:52 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> ...
Aug 07 05:43:00 <Tekkit> <<3 Rick> I am from the moon of Hermaphoditia
Aug 07 05:43:01 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> well this is humiliating.
Aug 07 05:43:06 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> rick <3
Aug 07 05:43:07 <Tekkit> <clue314> I thought you said you were the last survivor of Hermaphroditia?
Aug 07 05:43:19 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> hence the "well this is humiliating".
Aug 07 05:43:39 <Tekkit> <clue314> Wait.
Aug 07 05:43:50 <Tekkit> <clue314> If you are the last survivor of Hermaphroditia
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Aug 07 05:44:04 <Tekkit> <clue314> Then who are the other Hermaphrodites that dwell upon the wretched earth?
Aug 07 05:44:11 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> Imposters.
Aug 07 05:44:25 <Tekkit> <clue314> I see.
Aug 07 05:44:29 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> yeah
Aug 07 05:44:29 <Tekkit> <clue314> Hmm
Aug 07 05:44:39 <Tekkit> <clue314> A hermaphrodite would make a good slave.
Aug 07 05:45:03 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> we do not possess enough intelligence to be all that productive
Aug 07 05:45:08 <Tekkit> <clue314> I see.
Aug 07 05:45:12 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> hive minds ya know
Aug 07 05:45:16 <Tekkit> <clue314> Eh, you would make a good mule.
Aug 07 05:45:18 <Tekkit> <clue314> I err uhh
Aug 07 05:45:20 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> and seeing as there's only one hermaphrodite left
Aug 07 05:45:36 <Tekkit> <clue314> There is no Hive Mind?
Aug 07 05:45:38 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> yeah..
Aug 07 05:45:54 <Tekkit> <clue314> So you are saying you are stupid?
Aug 07 05:45:58 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> yeah-
Aug 07 05:46:01 <Tekkit> <clue314> I see.
Aug 07 05:46:12 <Tekkit> <clue314> It takes a strong ma- err, hermaphrodite, to admit that.
Aug 07 05:46:27 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> can't really do anything about it ya know.
Aug 07 05:46:32 <Tekkit> <clue314> Mhm
Aug 07 05:46:33 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> hard to reproduce when there's only one of you.
Aug 07 05:46:38 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum>
Aug 07 05:46:41 <Tekkit> <clue314> It takes a lot of genetic material to recreate a Hive Mind
Aug 07 05:46:46 <Tekkit> <clue314> You could resort to cloning.
Aug 07 05:46:56 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> that's sooo last aeon.
Aug 07 05:46:56 <Tekkit> <clue314> Or possibly out-breeding
Aug 07 05:47:03 <Tekkit> <clue314> Exactly
Aug 07 05:47:30 <Tekkit> <clue314> You are stupid, so therefore you must be capable of using only outdated technology
Aug 07 05:47:36 <Tekkit> <clue314> Or are you not that kind of stupid?
Aug 07 05:47:49 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> well, there have been no technological advances for the last milennia or so
Aug 07 05:47:52 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> back on hermaphroditia.
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Aug 07 05:48:38 <Tekkit> <clue314> So, what does a Hermaphrodite do on Earth?
Aug 07 05:48:48 <freakboy31> search it on google
Aug 07 05:48:52 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> trying to adapt to their genetical mutations
Aug 07 05:49:08 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> trying to... fit in ya know.
Aug 07 05:49:11 <Tekkit> <clue314> I see.
Aug 07 05:49:20 <Tekkit> <clue314> Do you have an urge to destroy life?
Aug 07 05:49:21 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> it's really hard when you have tentacles all over
Aug 07 05:49:27 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> at times, yeah
Aug 07 05:49:28 <Tekkit> <<3 Rick> they turn me on
Aug 07 05:49:28 <Tekkit> <clue314> I see.
Aug 07 05:49:35 <Tekkit> Lome has been kicked.
Aug 07 05:49:35 <Tekkit> Lome has quit.
Aug 07 05:49:37 <freakboy31> I see
Aug 07 05:49:39 <freakboy31> tentacles
Aug 07 05:49:45 <Tekkit> <clue314> Does that mean Hermaphrodites are into that Tentacle Rape Hentia stuff?
Aug 07 05:49:51 <Tekkit> <clue314> *Hentai
Aug 07 05:49:54 <freakboy31> Herp Derp
Aug 07 05:49:59 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> reminds me of home.
Aug 07 05:50:06 <Tekkit> <clue314> Makes sense.
Aug 07 05:51:33 <Tekkit> <clue314> Hermaphrodites are covered in tentacles?
Aug 07 05:51:43 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> yeah
Aug 07 05:51:51 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> you know cthulhu?
Aug 07 05:51:56 <Tekkit> <clue314> Of course.
Aug 07 05:51:56 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> he's actually a hermaphrodite
Aug 07 05:52:00 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> but he never shows up.
Aug 07 05:52:00 <Tekkit> <clue314> I see.
Aug 07 05:52:06 <Tekkit> <clue314> He isn't covered in tentacles
Aug 07 05:52:09 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> he's just laying in bed all aeon.
Aug 07 05:52:14 <Tekkit> <clue314> His face is, but not his entire body
Aug 07 05:52:17 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> well he's a bit old
Aug 07 05:52:22 <Tekkit> Lome301 has joined.
Aug 07 05:52:22 <Tekkit> <clue314> Unless they intertwine
Aug 07 05:52:28 <Tekkit> <clue314> To form a layer of skin
Aug 07 05:52:30 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> i haven't been in r'lyeh for a while
Aug 07 05:52:38 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> heard it's pretty nice there.
Aug 07 05:52:46 <Tekkit> <<3 Rick> they fall off starting from the age 20,000,000
Aug 07 05:52:48 <Tekkit> <clue314> It is.
Aug 07 05:53:10 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> you know, a couple of aeons ago I could've sworn R'lyeh was a surface city.
Aug 07 05:53:22 <Tekkit> <clue314> Well, I should really get back to exploiting the market and destroying the economy
Aug 07 05:53:30 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> have fun with that
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Aug 07 05:53:58 <Tekkit> <clue314> It has been nice having this conversationwith you.,
Aug 07 05:54:07 <Tekkit> <<3 Dum> indeed
