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Chuck Norris Jokes

Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:03 am

It was bound to happen sometime, people.

Chuck Norris' Daughter once lost her virginity. He found it and brought it back to her.

Chuck Norris can cut a hot knife with butter.

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:44 am

Chuck Norris once had a toilet paper named after him once, it went out of business within a week because it wouldn't take crap from anybody. :)
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

Sun Dec 22, 2013 3:47 am

Chuck norris douse not simply sit in a plane, he sits on top of it.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

Mon Dec 23, 2013 7:38 pm

Here, watch the video :P

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/12/22/showb ... its-spoof/
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:26 pm

Told you
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