Freshman Friday - A guide for the kids going back to school.
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:52 pm
As many of us know, lots of you kids are growing up. Many of you are going back to school, and some are going to high school for there first time. This will be your guide to the worst day on the Friday in the first week in school. We call this "Freshman Friday" You may ask what is Freshman Friday? Its a day that any grade above you feels the need to pick on the noobs in the freshman class. they feed from your noobism when you cant find your class. they will act like your friends in school. they may tell you there is a pool on top of the school. they may push you, prank you, troll the living hell out of you until you cry. But we here at renegades will not allow you to go to school with no knowledge. Here is a guide to your first week in school
1. Study your enemy's well. just like a science test. stay up all night if you have too. once you know your enemy well. you can plan a good attack strategy.
2. Never accept help from seniors the first week. unless hes your brothers friend. or someone you know or have seen before. ya never know if someone will take you to the wrong place and take your lunch money.
3. Get a map of the school if you are going to a new building in your school district. This will help you know every place you go.
4. Always stick up for yourself. Never ever make yourself feel vulnerable ever. You are in charge of you. never have someone in charge of you.
5. Go to school 1 hour early your first day. walk around get to know your homeroom classes. and everywhere you need to go. you never know if you have to run from a senior who is gonna give you a "Swirly"
6. Make brownies with chocolate laxatives inside of them. "If you got picked on by a senior" then place a plate full of them at the lunch table they sit at prior to them arriving.
NOTE - i have done this before and its success rate is at least 80%
7. Bring an extra pair of pants and a shirt. you never know, if someone is gonna throw a water balloon at you. or you see yourself in your first food fight ever. "EPIC BATTLE" if you find yourself in a food fight. remember to duck and throw. Remember Call of duty. FRAGGGGGGGGGG!!!
8. If someone asks you for a pen. give them a pencil. your pens are very valuable in school. and from experience i must have given out over 100 of pens. remember they are not cheap. keep them to yourself s. pencils are way cheaper.
9. If you do not want to get picked on, or if you get picked on a lot. there is one extreme thing you can do. turn into a goth emo. wear chain pants, smoke, and wear nothing but black. including chains on your neck. black lipstick and eye liner. this pretty much works no one will touch you talk to you or even want to me 50 feet near you.
10. Or you could turn into a jock and be the most popular person in school and not have to worry about anything besides looking good. loosing your virginity. drinking beer. and taking your parents money. and driving an expensive car. the down side to this, tends to be jocks are very dumb. due to playing so much football and getting tackled and hit in the head a lot. "this should be your last resort"
Again i wish all you kids growing up to being young adults have the best time of your life in high school. its the best years of your life. Study hard. play hard. be responsible. enjoy these years you will never get them back. high school will shape you. It will get you ready for college. and the rest of your life.
Good luck everyone going into high school your first year.
Rav
1. Study your enemy's well. just like a science test. stay up all night if you have too. once you know your enemy well. you can plan a good attack strategy.
2. Never accept help from seniors the first week. unless hes your brothers friend. or someone you know or have seen before. ya never know if someone will take you to the wrong place and take your lunch money.
3. Get a map of the school if you are going to a new building in your school district. This will help you know every place you go.
4. Always stick up for yourself. Never ever make yourself feel vulnerable ever. You are in charge of you. never have someone in charge of you.
5. Go to school 1 hour early your first day. walk around get to know your homeroom classes. and everywhere you need to go. you never know if you have to run from a senior who is gonna give you a "Swirly"
6. Make brownies with chocolate laxatives inside of them. "If you got picked on by a senior" then place a plate full of them at the lunch table they sit at prior to them arriving.
NOTE - i have done this before and its success rate is at least 80%
7. Bring an extra pair of pants and a shirt. you never know, if someone is gonna throw a water balloon at you. or you see yourself in your first food fight ever. "EPIC BATTLE" if you find yourself in a food fight. remember to duck and throw. Remember Call of duty. FRAGGGGGGGGGG!!!
8. If someone asks you for a pen. give them a pencil. your pens are very valuable in school. and from experience i must have given out over 100 of pens. remember they are not cheap. keep them to yourself s. pencils are way cheaper.
9. If you do not want to get picked on, or if you get picked on a lot. there is one extreme thing you can do. turn into a goth emo. wear chain pants, smoke, and wear nothing but black. including chains on your neck. black lipstick and eye liner. this pretty much works no one will touch you talk to you or even want to me 50 feet near you.
10. Or you could turn into a jock and be the most popular person in school and not have to worry about anything besides looking good. loosing your virginity. drinking beer. and taking your parents money. and driving an expensive car. the down side to this, tends to be jocks are very dumb. due to playing so much football and getting tackled and hit in the head a lot. "this should be your last resort"
Again i wish all you kids growing up to being young adults have the best time of your life in high school. its the best years of your life. Study hard. play hard. be responsible. enjoy these years you will never get them back. high school will shape you. It will get you ready for college. and the rest of your life.
Good luck everyone going into high school your first year.
Rav
